Jokes!
When they’ve finished all their work, Felix and his friends like nothing better than to make each other laugh. Their favourite farmyard jokes are sure to make you ‘quack’ up.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a STY-scraper!
What games do cows play at parties?
MOOSICAL chairs!
What do you give a horse with a cold?
Cough STIRRUP!
What did the farmer call the cow that wouldn’t give him any milk?
An UDDER failure!
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A PAT on the head!
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the BAAA-bers!
Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little HOARSE!
What do you call a pig on an aeroplane?
SWINE FLU!
Where do ponies go when they’re ill?
To the HORSEpital!
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!
How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a PECK on the cheek!
Why did the chicken run away?
Because she was tired of being COOPED
up!
Have you heard about the magic tractor?
It TURNED into a field!
What do you call a sleepy bull?
A BULLDOZER!
How to you spell hungry horse in four letters?
M T G G !
Doctor Doctor..
I keep thinking I’m a goat.
And how long has this been going on?
Oh, ever since I was a KID!
Doctor Doctor..
I keep thinking I’m a sheep.
Really? And how do you feel about that?
Very BAAAD!
